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Late or early as usual

After editing myself to death for days I painted for a bit. Perhaps the scene suits my mood, since now, on the last day of Easter holiday when it doesn’t matter any more, it’s actually nice outside.
new sketch

I know it’s an old one but I’ve tarted it up a little.

With reluctance I’ve just bitten the bullet and paid, yes parted with money, for a new painting package. I won’t tell you which one (unless it turns out to be really good) in case the whole world begins giggling: “You didn’t actually pay for…”

The original cost was over a hundred pounds but now, for a limited time or so the blurb goeth, it’s only £9.99

It won’t improve my minuscule talent but perhaps will allow me to paint the cover for Old Geezers 2 with a new perspective. I have to do something soon as the book is almost ready to upload.

If it turns out to be the greatest thing since GIMP (I can’t bear Photoshop, perhaps because the intelligence to learn it, on my part at least, is sadly lacking), then I’ll let you know before the offer runs out.

Cancel that – it just started raining.


Interview with a vampire……..writer

Today I have the pleasure of Joleene Naylor’s company.
Joleene is the author of the very popular Amaranthine series, the adventures, or misadventures of vampires. This is the sixth in the series featuring, amongst others, Jorick and Katelina. She has just published her newest: “Children Of Shadows, available, as all the others from Amazon:


And yet, despite all this prodigious writing she also manages to run a successful profession as a cover artist.

After all these books are you still in charge or merely the person who types up the words and actions of your characters? Or what in, essence I’m trying to ask is: have they taken on their own lives and personalities?
Ha ha, oh yeah, they took over a long, long time ago. Oren started early – he was supposed to be the other “hottie” in the series to balance against Jorick’s dark brooding, but instead he turned into a gloomy, crabby guy (I admit that having your family wiped out can do that to a person, but come on!) and Verchiel… Verchiel wasn’t even supposed to be a character. He was just a nobody that Jorick was going to kill because I needed a fight scene. That’s why he has such crazy hair and such a ridiculous name. But he refused to die, and now he’s trying to take over the whole series.

Have you ever considered making fundamental changes to the characters and plot list? And if so, how do you think (you can tell me as they’re not listening) one or more would react?
I actually killed Torina, Oren’s sister and last remaining relative, in the first version of Ashes of Deceit, and Oren went a bit… erm… nuts would be a good word. He swore to kill Jorick and the next book would have had Jorick and Oren fighting as the main storyline, with Jorick forced to kill Oren at the end in a sort of suicide-by-cop kind of scenario, leaving Heart of the Raven to be the sixth book. I changed my mind after I looked through my list of characters past and present and found that I have a habit of *always* killing the women, so Torina got a reprieve, I ended up offing a more minor character (who happened to still be a woman – ha!), and Oren gets a chance at redemption and a new life with a female companion that he can’t seem to chase off, even by being gloomy. But, I’ve toyed with killing off almost every character at one point or another. Right now the big plot possibility is: Who is going to turn Katelina? I have gone through all of the characters and tried to map out how each one would go down, and some of them could be quite interesting.

What’s your favourite colour? No, sorry that was from another interview. Do you picture a finite number of novels in the series, or have other, completely tangential ideas occurred but which you’ve not had time yet to explore?
Red, actually. No, pink. Pink and Red, sometimes together – wait, other interview? Oh, in that case, I haven’t come up with a “conclusion” to the series, so to speak. There’s enough material to do at least four more books, just to wrap up the various things I’ve already done (including Lilith, Anya and Thomas, and some other characters I think people have forgotten about), and chances are I could go on from there. I’m imagining something like the Anita Blake series that’s never ending. Or pretty close, anyway. And if I do get tired of them I can always do spin offs with some of the other characters.

If the fickle world of readers taste changed so dramatically that you didn’t feel it worthy of continuing the Amaranthine series, what other genre would you choose?
Fantasy, probably, because I’m tired of research. Better to just make it all up and forget it. Seriously, though, my brother and I are half working on a fantasy novel that might see the light of day in a few years. We’re both procrastinators.

I like to consider myself a faintly good painter yet your covers are so much better than mine. How long does it take you to create your own, and was the style something that came naturally or did you think long and hard first?
I had the original covers – the drawn character on white – that came about after a long series of “playing around” – I picked white because I wanted it to stand out on a bookshelf. With the new style covers I sort of stumbled on it. When I was looking through stock photos to make the Special Editions I found a really cool highway image: And I wanted to use it for Ties of Blood. But, stock sites have a lot of limitations on what you can do with their images once you buy them, and while that’s not ordinarily a problem for most authors, I wanted the freedom to make t-shirts or posters, or whatever with the images (which would require a new license) so I dismissed the idea. Months later when I finally decided to make the new covers I couldn’t remember *exactly* what that photo looked like, so I started playing around with some of my own cloud photos; layering them, adding deformed lightning, etc. etc. and came up with the current swirly background look. Steve Evans actually suggested adding the blood splatters to them.

If push came to shove and you were forced to decide, would you continue with your cover art or the writing? It’s a difficult question, I know but as this is just a hypothetical question you can be honest.
Right now, writing. I do enjoy the cover art but it gets taxing sometimes trying to figure out what people mean when they don’t really know themselves, and though there are lots of awesome clients, there are always those that make you want to bash your skull into pulp against a brick wall. I’ve actually discussed with hubby that after we buy a house and get settled I may permanently close shop to all new clients unless they’ve been directly referred. But, I haven’t decided for sure yet.

Time to get onto the sticky subject of sex. Many writer, myself included, in fact myself especially, absolutely hate writing sex scenes, or indeed anything to do with sex. So, do you grit your teeth and just get on with it (metaphorically speaking) or does it all just come easily, almost just another scene?
I used to be horrified writing them. I remember my first ever sex scene – it was for a writing group – It took me two hours, which I spent red faced and ready to faint. It was a page and almost nothing happened in it because I was too humiliated to get past describing a bit of “touching”. But it got such great comments from everyone that the next one came a little bit easier, and then a little easier, and then even easier, until I could dash them off without thinking about it. (We had a wild writing group ha ha!). I’m not as “in practice” as I used to be, and now they take me a bit longer, but it’s mostly searching for the right word and trying to think of something they didn’t do in the last couple of sex scenes (there are usually two per book) because who wants to read the same one over and over?

Even if the fickle world of reader’s likes did not change, do you have another series or novel you’d like to write but have not got around to yet?
I actually have a funny vampire novel I started years ago and then a dark, contemporary YA with paranormal undertones that, again, I started but never finished. I’d like to see those published, or at least finished, and I’d like to do something with the Patrick prequel. Though it is technically part of Amaranthine, it reads very different (Patrick has a very distinct voice and story style) and I don’t think most of the Amaranthine fans would like it. Maybe if I finished off the series, and washed my hands of it all, I could throw Patrick out at the last minute because the “I hate this!” reviews wouldn’t affect the future books anymore. There’s also a humorous vampire book I’m working on with fellow author Jonathan Harvey. Though that one just might make it.

I’d like to thank Joleene for her time and urge you to check out the books. I’m a SF buff as most of my regular browsers will know, but I enjoyed them all.

It’s about time.

For an institution which usually wastes money as if the very notion was going out of fashion, the British government has finally done something right.

We all know that Microsoft has been warning/threatening us for months that its support for Windows XP is, was, to be halted in the first week of April. Now it seems that, not that it’s much of a surprise, most hospitals and government offices are still using XP. Thus our elected buffoons have paid Microsft UK, an undisclosed number of millions for them to extend support for another year.

You’d have thought that someone might atually consider this since we’ve known about if for nearly a year. Nevertheless: there’s just a slim chance they might even have made windows 8 something we can actually use by next year.

It was a great day until…

I finished (yet) another edit of Spawn Of Kongomato. The sun was shining – sort of. It was Friday and the end of work was almost at hand and the weekend loomed, so all was well with the world. Notice the was?

Every day I go to work on my motorbike, or as it is now my scooter. It’s only twenty miles and takes about forty minutes. Forty five if the traffic’s bad. I’ve always kept on top of the maintenance of my bike, but I’m finding it a little tough on the scooter since I have to unlock about five tons of plastic before I can actually get to the tiny little engine beneath. It’s a little like a big luxurious and lustrous cat with thick wavy fur. Dip it in the bath (not that I ever would – honest) and it’s suddenly the size of a tiny rat. And that’s what my scooter is like if I could actually remove the fairings. Except that I can’t because all my tools are Imperial and the scooter is metric.

I kind of forgot.

So when it broke down today I was forced to remember what twenty miles really was especially as my (paid for) breakdown service wouldn’t answer the ********* phone and the only other one I could find wanted, no demanded $100.

Sod them, I thought.

Twenty miles up the road became twenty four by the time I’d finally pushed the thing home. If I’d found an empty bottle and garage on the way I probably would have firebombed it. So it’s a good job I have finished the latest edit. I couldn’t type tonight if my very soul depended on it. Got my offspring to do this for me, after she’d stopped laughing.

Is it just me, or…

Has anyone else experienced something odd with Blogspot of late? It may just be the virus from which I’m finally emerging but B/S doesn’t seem the same. The top row (despite my having it included in Settings) does not show anymore. The row of buttons allowing me to start a new entry. Also, the Google+ plus share button added to all the other share buttons has now gone even though, as before, Settings assures me that it’s still there.

Perhaps it’s just that I’m overtired. I’ve been writing so madly the past few weeks that I barely know what day it is anymore. Certainly my wife has offered to remove all consciousness permanently if I don’t do something around the house. But ultimately does it really matter if the ivy on my garage has grown so much that it looks as if the entire house has been beset by rampaging Triffids? I quite like it. And this way you can’t see the peeling paint I promised to repair this time last year.

And what if the front lawn is so deep I’m pretty sure there’s a few predatory animals in there stalking the neighbour’s cat, which I haven’t seen for a week , come to think of it. At least it keeps the mangy dog fox from digging holes in the rose bed, which unfortunately doesn’t have any roses since I forgot to plant them last year.

I think I may have talked myself into it. I’ll be good and do something. I’ll take an hour or so off. My hard drive and Registry need defragging, anyway.

See, I can be reasonable. Who says men are selfish?

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