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I hate cats (today)

Living, as we do, in a barely liveable part of London, coupled with toxic air and even more toxic people, I was delighted that the four plants you see had not only lived, but thrived – until last night.
catflowers

Early last evening these were four identically sized, well whatever they are, bushes grouped harmoniously together, until Harley the soon-to-be-ex-cat decided to come in. Not content with whining at the door as he usually does he tried to get in the tiniest window in our house nearly ten feet above.

Cat-like reflexes, Hah!

After failing the first time and falling on his back thereby demolishing the first, he tried again, failed again and demolished the second. Then he whined at the door to be let in. I didn’t discover this until this morning. If I’d seen it last night, then being trapped in someone else’s garden shed for a week would have been luxury compared to what I’d have done.

This is him, foolishly lying next to me now.
deadcat

Mr butter-wouldn’t-melt-in-my furry little mouth.
I’m so going to get him for this.

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9 thoughts on “I hate cats (today)

  1. Animals eh? What can you do? Our dog gets his golden fur all over our carpets constantly. And there are marks on the skirting boards which he chewed as a puppy. And loads of other things. But we love him anyway…

  2. Me neither – today.

    • Oh I’m sure that’ll pass and in less than a week you’ll be best friends again! That’s kind of how it goes with my dog – I can never stay mad at him. (I can stay mad at my husband a lot longer!!)

  3. Yes, I’ve noticed that from people of the female persuasion. One wrong word can guarantee me frigid silence for an entire week.

  4. Evil cats. Dogs are no better. We have both and I can tell you things were nicer when they were still in missouri. now there’s little pukey presents on the carpet, stuff knocked over, cat prints through the dry wall dust…

  5. You just described my daughter’s bedroom perfectly.

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