Three Hoodies Save the World

Constant moaning and whinging about everything

I wos mugged.

Ex Royal Marine, ex martial arts instructor, ex bodyguard and I was mugged yesterday.
I’ll tell you what; never again am I going to give fruit and apples to my daughter’s hoard of monsters. Who could have known that a mutant Shetland pony carried the mass of an out-of-control bulldozer. I’d have expected it of her two giant brainless horses, but the hamsters sized equine fiend?
Even Louis, who in human years is approaching one hundred and fifty years old sent me flying, head butted me, nearly bit off my arm and sent me hurtling into a pile of horse droppings I’d missed earlier whilst poo-picking the field.
Together they made almost one thousand pounds of lunging flesh, all demanding and  tearing my pockets for another piece of carrot.


My daughter’s boyfriend made this film but I can’t show the whole thing because there’s just a little bit of swearing.
If they come near me again I’ll be eating curry for a month.


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3 thoughts on “I wos mugged.

  1. I was away to say WHAT? But ponies? Ponies are worse than hamsters. I se you mention as much. The dudes will send you bandages for your ribs etc, but if they don’t eat them bandages first. x

  2. shoulda read ‘etc, if they don’t eat them first’ but I guess a kinda head ‘butt’ got in there……

  3. They came sniffing around me again tonight but I told them to go away, or words vaguely similar.

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