Gimme all your pepper!
Two and a bit weeks on and I still haven’t got my new motorbike. How long does it take to order an ECU? I could have crawled to Japan and back by now with it in my pocket. But I have three days off so I’m going to the motorbike shop tomorrow and demand a test drive of all their bikes just to annoy them into pulling their collective fingers out. Although I suspect they’re pretty annoyed anyway since some people broke into the shop on Thursday and stole a motorbike. It was a supercharged Kawasaki with about a billion horse power and one of only about twenty in the known universe. £28,000 just for a bike!!!! My first house only cost £24,500- although that was a while ago admittedly.
Alright, I done whining and getting back to my novel. Only about fifty pages to go, and I’m trying to make the ending clever, and funny, and brutal. I might be able to do all of those things usually but I’ve never tried to do all three together.